He Has a Phone, You Know.
Ah caint think what this wohld is comin to when such a shameless hussy as that runs off with the private propehty of another! I don’ dahr think what I’ll see just outside anymoh! Why, Ah was sayin to Shumuhn just across the way that I couldn’t think what the wohld is comin’ too!
“Who?”
Shumuhn!
“Say that [...]
Posted at 5pm on 5/11/08 | 10 comments | Filed Under: cassandra cat, huge sunday, mysterious antogonist, noir cliches | read on
Hungerstruck.
I sez youz gots ta eat, so youz gots ta eat!
N-no!
Mos people’s glad ta get dis stuff! Dere’s dis one Coon what deliberately gets caught stealin food so’s he can get a square meal in da holdin cell!
“Can’t you shut that racket up? I’m trying to work!”
We seem tah be havin a problem wit dis [...]
Posted at 1pm on 5/7/08 | 20 comments | Filed Under: count weirdly, huge sunday, max being stupid, unmystery | read on