Big Bad Barney Google.

“Max, have you ever heard the old police line, about being too old for this shit?” Fink I hoid da cheif say dat one a couple times, yeah. “Well, did it ever occur to you to wonder weather the relationship was not simple, but rather inversely proportional?” Duz inverse mean dat we shood be callin […]

Teleport Spam.

“C’mon Max, we’ve got another Nigerian Prince.” Nawt again. I’ll get da coffee. “Not this time. This time, we’re going to him.” …yer making me go ta Nigeria. “As hilarious as that would be, no.” “See, in today’s increasingly net-savvy population, the intelligent email scammer has to diversify and target market segments effectively.” Dis is […]

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