With Kung Fu Grip.

“All right, what did you drag me here…. for?”

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I stand there for a minute and a half, just blinking at the screen.

“You made… action figures… of me?”

Y-y-yep. And it’s g-gonna m-make me rich!

“You CAN’T!”

W-hy n-not?

I splutter for a minute. I feel like I’m riding a bicycle in gravel, and the wheels are just spinning and digging the ground out from under me. “If this… EVER got out… my reputation. I would never live this down.”

Max coughs.

“That had better not have meant anything.”

Well, ya know, Sly. S’not always eazy ta get by on what a policeman makes. So I, uh, kinda did da kids lines in dere.


No bid deal, right?

“You didn’t tell anyone, did you?”

Oh no.


But Lupo did da rest of the lines, an he mighta.


He said he really enjoyed it.

“Max, you had better have something really amazing up your sleeve, or I’m gonna need a new sidekick.”

Count Weirdly said he wuz gonna give you a cut o’ da profits?


W-well, y-y-yes. It’s only f-fair.



“Make my figure more buff, and I’ll take it.”

The Final Word.


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