Slylock Gets All Meta, Seeks Shark To Jump.

“Chief! I’ve got an emergency out here!”

Slylock Is Immune Because He’s The Main Character, So Every Strip Is Exciting For Him.

“The prospect of yet another strip starring Count Weirdly was so profoundly boring that it put Max and all these random bystanders into a coma!”

Sweet Fancy Moses! What are you gonna do?!

“I’m thinking of congratulating him. This is the most menacing thing he’s ever done.”

See if he’s got a better title for this entry. This’n sounds dirty.

“You’ve got a filthy mind, Chief.”

The Final Word.


About this entry